Things I Never Thought I Would Say
List of Things I Never Thought I Would Say, those bizarre things you find yourself saying after you have a child. Things that in the moment make perfect sense, but out of context are just odd, strange, scary. LOL!
- Don’t put that monkey in your eye! (8/25/09)
- You’ve got an alligator on your ear! (9/20/09)
- Don’t put the entire cow’s foot in your mouth! (9/26/09)
- You have a cow on your face! (Stu 9/27/09, but it’s still funny!)
- It’s hard to talk when you have a turtle in your mouth (10/5/09)
- It’s like magic the things I can pull from under your butt! (10/30/09)
- Don’t eat the cat’s butt! (1/7/10)
- All hail the triangle worm! Don’t shove it down your pants! (1/20/10)
- Did you poop all the happy out your butt? (2/28/2010, after a big blowout!)
- Are you hiding food under your butt? (7/17/10)
- Are you going to put the entire dolphin in your mouth? (7/17/10)
- Chicken does not belong in your nose. (7/18/10)
- Don’t lick the fireplace! (7/31/10)
- Don’t poke binkies in the reindeer’s bum! (Stu 9/4/10)
- Don’t put cheese in your nose (11/27/10)
- You have a sea horse in your hoo hoo (Stu, during bathtime 12/7/10)
- Raisins are not a hat. (1/8/11)
- You have a monkey butt in your face! (06/15/11)
- Please don’t put the sippy up your nose (06/22/11)
- Don’t put that eggplant in your sister’s ear (06/22/11)
- Don’t run with the knife! (06/24/11)
- Please stop stabbing the chair (06/24/11)
- Did you put a green bean up your nose? (06/25/11)
- She pooped in the fridge (Stu, after she hid behind the fridge in her play kitchen (07/13/11))
- I hear your butt! (08/19/11)
- Don’t poop on the nightlight! (09/05/11)
- Don’t throw sausage on your sister. (10/3/11)
- It’s strawberry shampoo, not shampoop. (Stu (10/23/11)
- You should always poop out your dragon (11/25/2011)
- We need to eat dinner with our pants on (11/25/12)
- If you put it there, she will touch your monkey (11/26/11)
- Underwear does not belong on your head (11/27/11)
- That’s not Dada! That’s a monkey! (2/11/12 to Ashlin)
- Don’t lick your underwear! (3/15/12 to Teagan)
- Get your face out of the toilet! (4/25/12 Stu to Teagan)
- Don’t put your finger in the cats butt! (9/8/12)
- You have a unicorn in your purse! (11/25/12)
- We don’t put bears in our mouth (Stu 12/29/12)
- Don’t put your face in the vent, or lick it! (8/7/13)
- She left a bag of animal legs! (Ashlin only ate the bodies of the animal crackers 8/10/13)
- I wasn’t going to take a kid out of an elephant! (8/10/13)
- don’t lick the car! (8/18/13)
- Don’t lick the fireplace!
- Don’t eat your baby’s head!
- Don’t cut the baby! (1/19/14 ~ Ashlin was using the wooden knife from her brownie set to cut the babies face)
- Don’t put a goldfish in your nose!
- Don’t erase it with your butt!!
- You can’t choke a robot [When Ashlin was worried about Teagan hurting MERC (10/3/15)]
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Wow! Number 9 falls into the TMI category. But thanks for sharing.
Tee hee hee… I suppose I’ve gotten used to it by now. At least I didn’t talk about the whole peas we found today…
Used I assume.
he he he… whole and used. lol!
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#16 – literally laughed out loud… xox cheryl
At least we didn’t say this while visiting the Aquarium! LOL!
Speaking of, we need to head out there soon!! She’s acting like a penguin at bathtime now.
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