What to muse about today?

July 23, 2010

on July 23, 2010

Because I really don’t want to post about the trouble with our pocket door, I’ll post something that makes both hubby and I laugh our butts off:

What the French Toast!

It seems that this commercial has an internet life of it’s own, with sites listing the “lyrics,” the euphemisms used:


Dirty Mouth Test 37

A woman bursts into an office holding a box. She scowlingly says to her husband: “You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog.”
Husband: What the French toast
Wife: Did you think I wouldn’t find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Wife: Pickle you kumquat!
Husband: You’re overreacting.
Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.

The Orbit spokeswoman is off to the side and says, “Fabulous! New Orbit Raspberry Mint cleans another dirty mouth.”

There are also a ton of sites – even a Wiki entry! – for this commercial, even several facebook sites (can’t get there, so can’t link them).

Laughter is much better than reality sometimes.


4 responses to “July 23, 2010

  1. Kris A says:

    thanks for the chuckle! You French toast-eating kumquat!

  2. lisasff says:

    Lori G* commented on your post:

    “hee hee hee! I have never seen THAT one. Then again, I don’t watch much tv. Thanks for sharing. : )”


    :) We don’t seem to watch all that much either, but saw this a LOT for some reason. Laughed every time. Stu will still say “What the French Toast” all the time. :)

    • lisasff says:

      Lori G* commented on your post:

      “You have to with little ears around. Just hearing Stu say that in his Brittish accent would make me giggle too. : )”


      I have Stu say lots of things that make me giggle. The accent is fun. :)

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