At the end of her baths, Teagan has taken to pouring water on Stu’s arm to make his old
mail-man paper-route dog-bite wound better.
Tonight at the end of her bath, she did the same thing she usually does. But this time, Stu actually had a boo-boo on his hand. She asked if the water from the cup made it better. “No, Teagan, not this time”. She then got her rubber duck, squeezed water out the hole in the bottom and said “duck pee on it! Better!”
Yesterday, it was Peeps for poops. Today, duck pee makes it better.
I have a weird kid.